“Last night I had a restless night. I had chocolate before bed (genuine chocolate) so I always have insane dreams.
In my sleep I swear I might hear ‘Conserve Me’ in a high pitch tone over and over and after that the doorbell sounded. I waited and after that heard absolutely nothing however was terrified it was somebody at the door attempting to get in who was in trouble.
I watched out the side window and it was extremely dark but could see a small shadow. I, crapping myself, commando rolled to our bed room to get up my other half, who could sleep through an earthquake. I rocked him like a seesaw and his eyes finally swung open and he gasped, plainly since my face in the middle of the night is so appealing, no other factor.
I informed him, you need to get up someone is at the door and they’re screaming conserve me. His eyes widened and he took a look at me like, ‘What?’
I stated, ‘Somebody is trying to freaking break in!!’
So, he grabs the bat, and strolls towards the door and I conceal behind him since you know, although I’m frightened, I’m also too curious for my own great. He changed on the light, I stand back, he unlocks, and after a few seconds and I hear a loud bang. So, I shouted and peed myself a little, and encountered the toilet. Every guy for himself, you understand? And I can’t actually shout so it was more like a loud constipated groan. Which naturally triggered our pets.
It was quiet and 5 minutes passed, so I presumed he had been taken hostage by our prospective robbers, so I figure I much better go out there and save him. I bravely went outside to see him standing there with the bat speaking with the next-door neighbor.
I believed my god they’ve been robbed too! Or they required help! I got my phone all set to call the cops and went outside saying, ‘Do you need me to call 911??’
He took a look at me like he wished to kill me and stated ‘No one is here. It’s most likely the wind, and you awakened the next-door neighbor with, I do not know what that noise was, however they thought you were passing away.’
I asked him, ‘What was the loud bang?? Why exists water on the flooring?’ And he looked frustrated at me and stated ‘you left the mop bucket at the door and I tripped over it.’
Oops my bad. He stated, ‘Wait, did you say the doorbell sounded?’ And I said yeah, and I heard ‘Save me!”He just strolled back to bed and went under the covers. I was believing, uh hey there?! Are you not concerned?
‘Go to sleep bub, our doorbell does not work and hasn’t worked for about 4 months …’ oops, that was right … my bad once again.
Like a dickhead, I went back to bed. However found myself questioning what that little voice was stating ‘conserve me?’
As I drifted off to sleep, I soon realized. You know what it was? My nose whistling due to the fact that I was snoring, and it seemed like a kid saying, ‘Save me!’
If you wish to know what sleep deprivation does to your brain, this is it people. This. Is. It.
P.s this was the shadow I saw lol. I don’t understand how he tolerates me, but he needs to love me a lot.
P.P.S I do not understand what he and the next-door neighbor talked about, however they provided me a wacky smile today. Lol.”
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